partybarackisinthehousetonight:

lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies

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minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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blastortoise:

i thank god every day that i have a nice ass.

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callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

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sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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