albinoninetales:

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playing pokemon as an adultimage

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Build a friendship before marrying someone. Marry your best friend.

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

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I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.

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cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

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wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

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itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

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