Build a friendship before marrying someone. Marry your best friend.(via quoteessential)
I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.(via urbamazing)
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
i fucking hated those things
Found the asexual